Little Johnny's kindergarten class was having show and tell. When it was his turn to answer 'What does your father do for a living', little Johnny stood up and faced the class.
"My father works at a gay cabaret. He dances naked in front of other men. If the offer is good he will take them to a back room where they slap his behind and holler and do weird stuff."
Obviously shaken the teacher immediately put the children on other tasks. She called Little Johnny to her desk and asked if that was indeed true.
Johnny hung his head and stared at the floor, "No mamn, it isn't. He's really is a baseball player for the New York Mets, but I'm too ashamed to tell that !!":p