"Give me a triple scotch and keep um coming" the man told the bartender.
"That's a pretty stiff drink there buddy, sumthing wrong?" asked the barkeep.
"I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend" sighed the man.
"What did you do?" asked the barkeep.
"I told HER to pack up and get out" was the reply.
"What did you do about your best friend?" asked the barkeep.
" I slapped his behind and hollered bad dog !!"