Well, here it is at last. I think I've been here well over a year now, and enjoyed every moment of it. Hope I haven't caused anyone to destroy their cars with my rubbish advice.
I'd like to thank my mum, my stylist - without who I would look even more silly, my internet connection - without which I would be logging on through my mobile phone, my keyboard - over which I recently spilt a pint and so now have a borrowed one with the weird gap in the middle

, my car - because I wouldn't be here otherwise
I think that's about it, cheers go mainly, of course, to all you guys. A toast to the next 1000 posts!
Russ