As obvious as it sound you can't judge all men by just one drunk.

About twenty-five years ago I was flying first class (on the studio's dime!) and sitting next to me was a nine year old girl who was very prett,y wearing a dress that had to have cost $800, and scared to death of flying.

So I started joking with her and telling her show biz stories. She started telling me about her Mother's boyfriends. It was obvious she didn't understand some of the details of those relationships. An attendant was seated in the jump seat next to the cockpit and every now and then she would roll her eyes at the parts of the story we both understood.

But all in all we had a lot of fun joking with each other between LA and Dallas. And I picked up a lot of jokes that nine year olds find hilarious.

QUESTION: Why can't elephants dance? Well, because they have two left feet!

A three legged dog enters a bar. The bartender says no one wants any trouble. The dog says don't worry. I'm just looking for the man who shot my paw.