A guy is feeling terrible, goes in to see his Doc. "Doc, ya gotta help me. I feel horrible. What's wrong with me?" Doc does a complete battery of tests and returns with the results. The guy is a little apprehensive now because the Doc is now wearing a mask. "OK Doc, give it to me straight, what's wrong with me?" "Well", the Doc says, "You've got Hepatitis A, B and C. And a curious strain of Ebola and what looks like incipient SARS". The guy, almost in a panic now, "Well, what do I do, Doc?" The Doc says, "Well, the first thing we do is put you on a very strict diet of flapjacks and filet of sole". "Will that make me better?", the guys asks hopefully. And the Doc says, "Well, no, but that's the only food we can get under the door".