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Old 07-09-2003, 08:14 PM
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An ecumenical sign

A priest, a rabbi, and pastor are standing by the side of the road pounding a sign into the ground that reads: "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The rabbi turns to the others and asks, "Do you think maybe the sign should just read 'Bridge Out?'"
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