I know this is trivial but maybe someone can have a chuckle over it. My wife sent her friend a small package in the mail a month ago. After it did not arrive I started checking the tracking. It had left the Post Office then nothing changed for a month. I had already cancelled a check that was in the package. I had given up on it and on a lark, I checked the tracking today. It turned up in Honolulu, Hawaii! I guess it will arrive with a nice tan after a long vacation.