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Old 12-31-2000, 12:07 AM
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The parable of the loafs and fishes...

Remember, we are witnessing THE END OF THE 20th CENTURY!!!!

DEAN!

Use "Goo-Gone", "Goof Off", or even naptha (cigarette lighter fluid) to remove the remains. I understand that WD-40 also works pretty well on sticker residue.

DARIUS!

Loaves and FISHES!! You forgot the parable, my son. But, otherwise, an excellent theological disertation.

What I really hate, as the Dad of a six-year old, is the outline of "Calvin" from the old Bill Watterson cartoon "Calvin & Hobbes" urinating on whatever, and "How's My Driving? Call 1-800-Eat-****" along with all of the other vile crap that people put on their cars (including, IMHO, all political bumper stickers). Hell, I'm all for free speech, and a right to personal expression, but WHY does my kid have to see someone's personal neurosis, and lack of good taste displayed on their vehicle? Don't give me another reason to run your sorry ass offa the road!!! And people, Keep the fish (with or without feet and names) offa yer damn car, OK? :p

But then, I' m one who thinks it should be a capital crime for ugly people to intentionally make themselves uglier. I swear to GOD! It should be a law that if you're pug-ugly, you should be forced to make an effort to I M P R O V E your looks, not intentionally become MORE hideous to look at!!!

Am I alone here?

Wow! I feel much better now, thanks for letting me vent!!!
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