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Old 02-23-2004, 05:22 PM
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The F word

When is @#$% Acceptable?


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered truly socially acceptable for use.

They are as follows:


11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999


and a drum roll please............!


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
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