Cop pulled a guy over and said, "I clocked you
at 80 miles per hour back there".
The guy replies, "Couldn't have officer,,, I had my cruise control set at 60."
His wife sitting beside him knitting says sweetly, "Now dear,,, you know the car doesn't have cruise control."
As the cop is writing the ticket out, the wife says, "IT's a good thing your radar detector went off, or it would have been worse."
"Would you please shut up ?" said the husband.
As the cop was writing the ticket for the illegal radar detector, he said to the man, " I am also going to give you a ticket for not wearing a seat belt."
The guy pleads,,,, "I just took it off to get my wallet out officer."
"Now, now dear,,, said the wife,,, You know you never wear a seat belt when you're driving."
"WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP?" said the man.
The polieman looked at the woman, and asked, "Does he always talk to you that way?"
WAIT FOR IT,,,, WAIT FOR IT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Only when he's drinking, officer".
