Children's books! I'd forgotten about them.

Here are a few to buy for your wife to read to your kid at bedtime. They'll slay her.

"Love You Forever", Sheila McGraw
"Where the Red Fern Grows", Wilson Rawls
"Velveteen Rabbit", Margery Williams

For goodness sake, men, don't you read those. You'll be a blubbering wreck. They're strictly for wives.

Botnst