The soldiers should have given them some of their bottled spring water and candy bars. They would politely inform the misguided innocents that this wood belonged to someone else and offered to return it for them. After which they would have directed them to the nearest Home Depot for their wood needs. A big handshake and a verse or two of We Are the World. But nooooo. Instead they inspect the car for safety and pollution compliance, and as you can see, it failed.

I liked the part where the horn blows on the second pass. Car is virtually destroyed but the horn still works!! You can't hide quality!!