Let's see:
Is Pakistan a threat to its neighbours: yes
Is Pakistan a democracy: no
Do the Pakistan people have freedom: no
Is Pakistan harbouring terrorists: yes
Are there WMDs in Pakistan: yes

Prez: "Sounds like Iraq and Afghanistan, let's invade"

Wait a minute, forgot one thing:
Does Pakistan have oil: no

Prez: "Don't bother"

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