I love it...You're a hoot. I can understand exactly where you're coming from (well, to a point, anyway). But I also appreciate the "other side" of the discussion. As I haven't been fortunate enough to get tickets to attend The Masters in person (something dastardly I did in a previous life, I'm sure), I'm unfortunately (now get this), further punished by having to actually WATCH IT ON TV!!! Oh, by the way, I can't wait.