Actually, I think it may be this guy (Stoney):
http://www.mrs.org/meetings/fall2000/news/mon.html
Look under the heading "Symposium X Talks".
Ironically, this link is from a symposium I was invited to and this guy belongs to the same professional societies as myself.
I got it from the e-mail link provided at the bottom of the complaint.
What I can't figure out is how a guy who works in Chicago gets his car fixed in Gainesville.