Being bored at work tonight, I've been browsing ebay for all manner of "stuff" that might be woth having some fun with.
I thought of you, when I found this little jewel of nationalized industry:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6763&item=2471342961
Enjoy it for the lighthearted ribbing that it is.
In all seriousness, I had the opportunity a couple of years ago to snag one for $100. I kick myself in the butt for not taking up that offer - 2x6 front bumper and all. All it needed was a timing belt. I'd love to see how quickly I could kill one.