Larry King's (now there's a guy who should have his epitaph ready!) new book is about celebrity obits and epitaphs like:

Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I had fun!"

Gene Shallit, NBC movie critic
"I won't be back after this commercial break"

Sen. Bob Dole
"I demand a recount"

Jack Lemmon (he actually used this)
"in"

Donald Trump
“A man of great vision, who fulfilled many of his dreams, loved his family and was loyal to his friends.”

Kato Kaelin
“I guess my 15 minutes are up.”

Hugh Hefner
“I'd like to be remembered as someone who played some part in changing our hurtful and hypocritical views on sex — and had a lot of fun doing it.”

Ed McMahon
"He was a good broadcaster and a great Marine!"

Brad Garrett
“If this is heaven, where are all the strip joints?”
“At least I'm not in France.”
“Lincoln is shorter in person.”
“What's with all the angels?”
“It's Sinatra's heaven, God just lives in it.”

Larry King (talk-show host/author)
“I am grateful to the listeners who have kept me going all these years and I hope that 50 years from now when people talk about Larry King, they will say, ‘He did a hell of an interview!’"

My personal favorite:

Yogi Berra
"It's Over"