Well,

It starts with fluid and then idles on the rough side. Once running, it stays running albeit at a bit of a rough idle.

I was just out playing with it some more. The #1 cylinder was, for a while, not getting fuel (#1 assumes closest to radiator).

Now it is.

Car did once catch on its' own for a split second.. but now refuses to start without fluid.

Spray some carb cleaner on the intake, starts right up.

Spraying carb cleaner towards the back of the intake manifold clears out the idle.. so clearly it also has some sort of vacuum leak back there.

Spark is VERY strong on all cylinders.

This sucketh.