AOL and IBM are reporting on their website that a small band of Mercedes Benz fanatics are assembling a nuclear weapon from scrapped early 80s 300Ds, for use against France. "Patton's gonna love this" one unidentified conspirator was quoted as saying. When asked wether they were Islamics, communists, or anarchists, they all gave the same answer "we're Libertarians". The Libertarian Party had no comment. Citizens are asked to be on the look out for any large plane carrying this object attached to its fuselage, heading due east. Contact the appropriate authorities if you observe anything like this:



Warning, these men are armed an dangerous. Do not question if they are in fact, libertarians. One of our investigators was severely beaten after asking this question.