Here are some other licenses I take:
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I. To my Daughter when she wants a ride: Like the 12 miles a day I used to walk to School up a mountain and then I walked 12 miles a day up another mountain to get home..

II. To my Daughter's boyfriend when he is disrespectful: Like the 5th degree Black belt I have and the time I sparred Mike Tyson

III. To my Supervisor: I usually get in at 6:00 AM but the building is quiet so I go out after a few hours of work and come in at 9:30 AM