Hehehe, I'd be patriotic - liberal style. I would pay off my bills, as I'm tired of paying bills. Then I'd quit my job, and ***** constantly about how everybody owes me everything!!!!

Not really, but I would still quit my job, and relocate to a place that has that awesome little season called winter. Then I'd spend the rest of my life camping, hiking, biking, snowmobiling, and taking zillions of nature pictures.