They just don't have any great anti-war songs anymore . . . maybe the R&B and rap charts have them now?

Fixin' to Lie Rag
by Randall Bart

Come on all you Americans.
Bush is President again.
He found a guy who's really bad.
The name's Saddam. He's in Baghdad.
So show some ID, take off your shoes.
What have you got to lose?

And it's one, two, three,
What are we searching for?
George said it, it must be true.
I believe in W.
And it's five, six, seven,
Tell me who I should hate.
There's no need to wonder why,
'Cause Presidents never lie.

The USA's the worldwide cop,
And evildoers must be stopped.
Saddam's got nukes and poison gas.
Let's go kick him in the ass.
Conquer the land, sell off the oil.
To the victor goes the spoil.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we searching for?
George said it, it must be true.
I believe in W.
And it's five, six, seven,
Tell me who I should hate.
There's no need to wonder why,
'Cause Presidents never lie.

Now there's rebuilding to be done.
Halliburton is the one.
Cheney says they have the skills.
We're the ones who pay the bills.
So give up your rights. Write me a check.
We'll make the whole world a wreck.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we paying for?
Dick said it, it must be spent.
He's our Vice President.
And it's five, six, seven,
Tell me who I should hate.
There's no need to wonder why.
Vice Presidents never lie.



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and yet another, but let's start with the Fish Cheer!


well, c'mon kids and family men
Uncle Scam needs your help again
Got his-self in a terrible jam
with Osama and Saddam
So leave your job and pick up a gun
we're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
and it's 2 thousand 3, what are we fightin' 4
Don't ask me I'm a sheep and a lamb
Let's git that damn Saddam
every mom, sis, bro, let's bomb ol' Bagdad
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why
whoopee, we're all gonna die


well c'mon senators, don't hold back
jingo George wants to bomb Iraq
c'mon congress don't refrain
give the nod to get Hussein
Now's the time to back the prez
Never mind what the UN says
(chorus)

Well now c'mon networks, CNN
The ratings war is about to begin
Get those satellites in gear
cos a pulitzer prize is looming near
Just hope and pray when they drop the bomb
They drop it on ol' Saddam
(chorus)