A doctor told me that my male pattern baldness was in my genes.

I have enough hair in my jeans..... I want more hair on my head.

The bastard refused to let me supply the donors for a hair transplant. Just picky, I suppose.

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1984 300D
1985 300CD
1980 300SD
1993 SL500