Brian McCall in The New Yorker Magazine wrote this in a satire piece about visor warnings:

Your new sport utility vehicle (S.U.V.) should automatically roll over in sharp turns and in changes of direction. Important: Never open a door during a rollover situation; contact with pavement could cause paint scratches and scrapes, which are not covered under your limited warranty. You will know when a rollover situation has occurred when all the blood rushes to your head and no sky is visible out the windows. Caution: Driving at low speeds increases the risk of not rolling over. Always drive your new S.U.V. at double the posted speed limit.