A guy was driving 60 mph down the road and goes under a bridge. Wouldn't you know it, it was a speed trap.

The cop comes along side and says " You were going 60 in a 40 what were you in such a hurry for?!"

The guy says "I am a rectum stretcher. I got an emergency call of a rectum that needs stretchin"

cop, "Huh? Whats that?"

guy, " Well, you start with two fingers, then a hand, soon two hands, pretty soon if you work at it it gets to 72" of stretch.

cop "What the hell do you do with a six foot a$$ hole?



ready?




are you sure?



keep going




Guy " You give him a radar gun and stick him on a bridge!"

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1959 Gravely LI, 1963 Gravely L8, 1973 Gravely C12
1982 380SL
1978 450 SEL 6.9 euro restoration at 63% and climbing
1987 300 D
2005 CDI European Delivery
2006 CDI Handed down to daughter
2007 GL CDI. Wifes