Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?