I guess Kirk is letting his true feelings for some of us show a little. A bit of a superiority complex maybe?

Yeah, I had one. I simply told them that if they wanted to attempt to match wits with me, they'll end up wishing that the dog pound woman that they just drove out of the 'hood, was back. Then I told 'em that they didn't have to like me, and I could care less if they did or not. However, if they left me alone, they'd barely even know that I existed. They chose to leave me alone. :p

As for those who feel that they need to take out their angers on anothers pets. Those *******s are simply cowards, without the cajones to stand up to someone with the ability to defend themselves. The sorry excuse for human flesh worth less than the value of a good pile of manure being spoken about in this thread is one that I could have all kinds of fun with. Unfortunately though, much of it would be pushing the limits of every law in the books.

If he were to let his animals deficate on my yard, I'd simply return to him, placed strategically in the proper spot on his front porch, that product of which I just KNEW he "honestly" meant to pick up after his mutt.

Put a screw in my tire? I'd remove the little valves in the valve stems, letting all the air out of his tires. Then I'd cut the needle off the top, and kindly return those valves to where I initially found them. If and when he came to me to throw another tantrum, I'd have to wonder out loud, if the same person that messed up his tires, was the same one that put a screw in mine. I would have a recorder hidden in case the imbicile was to "accidentally" admit to his own act of vandalism.

Oh, and that "pretty" little shed would have been outta there a long time ago.