I don't get it? Is this supposed to be an insult, or an honest question? If it is an honest question, what is the tie-in to the newspaper article? If it is an insult . . . well, I just guess I'm too dumb to see it as such. In any case, as far as I know, I don't have any relatives in western PA. Been a couple hundred years since my ancestors lived anywhere around there, if ever.