Can you answer these questions?

Is your EGR still connected? H-e-doublehockeysticks no!
Have you cleaned your intake manifold? Yep.
Have you cleaned the ALDA banjo bolt? Clean.
Have you adjusted your valves? Every Month.
Have you checked tire wear and air pressure in the last month?Yep
Have you checked oil and coolant level this week? Every day, if I can. (Anything to look under the hood and gaze at all the wonder that is a Diesel. )
Are the snow tires on your car yet? Nope.
Does your block heater work? Quick and hot.
Do you carry tire chains? I really should...
Do you carry bags of sand? I have 400lbs of TD over you puny sedans! HA HA!
Is there an ice scraper/snow brush in the car? Yup
Did you get a pair of gloves for the car? At all times.
Are you ready for winter? I love snow!

Is that all you got?
Here is a good one:
Do you carry starting fluid? (NEVER!)