I don't have any to add but some of these made my day.

I do have a question about one of them. Now I realize this is an insult thread and not rocket science but

"He does not have his dogs oll on one leash"

does not make sense to me. I would think that you want the dogs all on seperate leashes since dags walk at different rates, are different sizes ... etc.

Maybe I am reading more into this than needed lol

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