Hey everyone.

I am looking for a title of a John Denver song, at least I am pretty sure it was him.

It is about a Irishman in a Kilt who gets drunk and falls a sleep under a tree. Two young women walk by and wonder if it is true about What they wear under a kilt. Anyway, when he wakes up he has to take a wiz and low and behold there is a blue ribbon around his pecker. The final line is "Well I don;t know where you've been boy, but I see you've won first prize".

Any idea what the name of the song is?

Thanks

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