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Toys are killing me. My 2 yr old, I can go into Walmart, buy some cheap chinese whatever off the shelf, as long as it pops or whistles or does something, he's happy. But my 7 yr old - Noooooooo - we have to have a specific brand and model, which has been drilled into his head by Idiot Box. And when he finds it, they are RAPE JOBS. Thirty or forty bucks these days. If he doesn't get it and his friends have it, I'm an ******* to everyone, a big meanie, so now its time for FRIGGIN BLACKMAIL. I hate toys. I spent my whole childhood with a bunch of plastic crap that didn't cost my old man dick. If I wanted an expensive one, he'd let me work it off at 10 cents an hour, out in the vegatable garden. Try to find time for toys when you yank weeds all weekend for a whole summer just to get a lousy Roy Rogers Cap Gun Kit.
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