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Why are people will to pay so much for a tool to mask hubcaps from old cars for painting? And why isn't the seller willing to accept this seemingly exorbitant bid? Next bid was $490 when I posted this. Why didn't I eat breakfast? Maybe I am lacking the proper nutrition to fathom this mystery.