He has pissed off some, exasperated others, whether in his original personna of VirginiaDude, or in his current incarnation as boneheaddoctor. Imagine that we have in our possession all eighty kazillion of his posts. In the spirit of good fun, I submit this list of recommendations for what to do with the pile:

10. Make multiple copies and distribute them to 3rd grade classrooms around the country as a proofreading exercise. (Note to teachers: Brighter students will quickly become bored).

9. Send a set to the office of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D, NY), to inform her where the epicenter of the "vast right wing conspiracy" is.

8. Contract with Home Depot for their use as a wallpaper pattern for decorating the typical Neo-Con Den. Include in the kits 8 x 10 glossies of such Bonehead heroes as Ollie North, Bill O'Reilly, and Benito Mussolini.

7. Send several sets to DNC headquarters for use when the toilet paper runs out.

6. Make hundreds of copies and drop them from a small aircraft over Northern Virginia, with little post-it notes attached, reading, "He lives among you!"

5. Donate a set to the local firing range for target practice.

4. Make multiple sets for use in Logic 101 classes in universities around the country. Particularly suitable as a COUNT THE FALLACIES exercise.

3. Gift wrap and send a set to George W. Bush. (No, wait--scratch that idea! Dubya might appoint the Bonehead as Secretary of State!)

2. Submit a set to the David Letterman Show for the segment known as "Stupid Human Tricks."

1. Donate several sets to the local animal shelter, which is always in need of something with which to line the cage floors.

Have I missed anything? Other submissions are welcome.

Joe B.