Hey, you look like the bastard who hit me!*

*Disclaimer: This is not intended to be construed to mean that KirkVining actually hit me with his car, any other implement or appendage, or that he was drunk at the time, or that he has ever been drunk while driving, or that he has ever driven, or that he would ever charge a wench for a ride to the hospital, nor that he would then fail to deliver said wench to the hospital, or any other material breach of contract or services agreed to with any poster, living or dead, past, present, or future. This statement only reflects a lame-ass joke and/or weak troll effort on the part of webwench corp, ltd, esq., countess, dame, solid citizen, taxpayer, and Libertarian, copyright, all rights reserved by webwench, 1972 through 2005, in perpetuity, amen and pass the beer please.