i wonder if the folly was more in the method. as some have said, guys like this don't need to sully the gene pool. perhaps he could have chosen a more bloodless approach. ranchers have been using rubberbands to cut off circulation for generations........oh my that seems uncomfortable.

he could also choose quicker proceedure involving the slamming of two bricks together with said testis postioned so as to interupt actual contact. if the patient managed to remain conscious through it, he would prolly never forget the expirience......though further surgery may be required to uncross the eyes.