In my case, I lead a very special Life. I go to work in my Mercedes and at the office all I talk about is Mercedes diesel cars, I never talk about the Eagles, the stock market or the latest book or movie and never tell jokes--at lunch I post on Mercedes Diesel cars Forum, while I am doing my job, I daydream about Mercedes Diesels and then I come home in my Mercedes and then work on Mercedes diesel cars for 3 hours, then I clean my Mercedes diesel cars tools for 1 hour and then I read Mercedes diesel cars manuals for 70 minutes, and then I feed my dog..... named uhh,..Mercedes...then I watch TV, but only shows where they show Mercedes..then I go on line on Mercedes Diesel Cars Forum again and when I go to sleep, I just dream about naked Mercedes with the paint stripped off of them, once my very attractive 30 year old neighbor showed up in a string bikini and asked me to join her in a midnite swim, but I told her I had to adjust my valves..... on my...uh... Mercedes, she said I could adjust Her valves after the swim, and I said "Do u own uh... a Mercedes?" and she walked away coldly...


I jut dont understand women, why did my wife leave me?
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(uhh..just kidding.. I have a wonderful wife..her name is...not Mercedes)PS sorry if I offended anyone