The penthouse story was pretty good. Experience is making a bad move and living to tell about it. I've never had a moment like that, never will. Secretly, I hope my son will but I'm not going to say anything about it. His Mother doesn't want him to get laid until he's 60 seems like. I think 16 is a good age, with some guidance of course.
(he's not even 2 and I'm making plans for him already, damn good father I am huh? )
But I also recall some of you (not naming names) had pretty interesting first times as well, and although you weren't as explicit, you said it straight and to the point.