a guy walks into a whorehouse in texas...hes greeted by the madam, who asks what hed like...he says,"well, its been a while for me...i want something pretty kinky" the madam says,"ok, heres your room key..go up there and wait for a few minutes".. the guy goes up there, and in a minute, two of the hottest women hes ever seen come in and just wear the man out...they go at it all night long, doing anything he asked of them...the mext morning, the man staggers downstairs, and stops to ask the madam,"that was the best sex ive ever had in my life...what do you call that?" she says, "we call that The Bear." the guy thanks her and leaves....
a few weeks later he comes back and before the madam can even say anything, he says,"i want the Bear...i want the Bear"...madam says, "ok, you know where to go.." so, the guy goes up and gets his clothes off and gets into bed...and its obvious that hes "ready for action"....just then, a black cleaning lady comes in and starts dusting and is distracted by the man laying in bed with a tent pitched....she says,"oooh, can i see that thang?" the man says," ah, i dont see any harm in it" and pulls the sheet back...she kind jumps back, startled...she says,"ooh, can i touch that thang?" man says,"ok,i dont see no harm in it"...she touches it and kind of jumps back again...then she says," can i suck that thang?" to which the man replies, "ma'am, this things loaded for Bear, its liable to shoot a coon's head slap off."
what did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?
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