Things to Say When You Have Nothing to Say

A day without sunshine is like.. well, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way.

Are all strangers supposed to have candy?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

Constipated people don't give a crap.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

A smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.