A 45 year old woman is still a virgin and can't seem to get laid.

By this time she is desperate, so she decides to see a sex therapist.

She looks in her local yellow pages, selects a Dr. Wong, and makes an appointment for the next week.

When her appointment time arrives, she tells Dr. Wong that she is 45, a virgin, and MUST get laid.

Dr Wong says "Ok here what you do: Take off all your crothes and crawl to the door as fast as you can."

The woman does as requested.

Then Dr. Wong says "Now turn around and crawl back to me as fast as you can."

Once again, the woman does as she is told.

As the woman is getting dressed, Dr. Wong states "Ah, just as I thought; Ed Zachary disease, worst case I ever saw."

This confuses the woman and she asks the Dr. "What is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr. Wong replies "Ed Zachary Disease; that is where your face looks Ed Zachary like your ass."

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