A long read but worth it!

There was a red haired lady who was a huge country western music fan. Her two favorite singers were Johnny Paycheck and Waylon Jennings. Being such a huge fan she decided to immortilize them by having their faces tattooed on her inner thighs, one on each inner thigh.

She had never been tattooed before and wanted to make sure the faces looked just right. The tattoo man told her if she did not like the tattoos she would not have to pay for them. After several hours and much pain she looked in the mirror. Much to her surprise she could not recognize either of her favorite singers portraits. After arguing with the tattoo artist, who claims they are a spitting image of the singers, she refuses to pay.

The disgruntled tattoo artist says he will make a deal with her. He will grab the first person walking up the street and ask them to identify the faces on her inner thighs. It just so happens the town drunk is walking up the sidewalk. Grabbing the wino he brings him in the shop where the lady is sitting open legged in a chair without her pants on. The drunk leans over and the tattoo artist asks who he sees. "well.....I don't know who that is on the left, or who that is on the right........but that one in the middle is Willie Nelson!