After a Brewmeister Convention in Munich, all the chairmen of the world's brewerys decided to go out for a beer.

Corona's president sits down and says, "Seņor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender pulls out a bottle and gives it to him.

Then Anheiser-Busch's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with pure Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."