PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum - View Single Post - Why do women use the horn more aggressively than men?

boneheaddoctor · #9 04-14-2005, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian Carlton

Richard, the answer to that question is very simple:

Women use the horn, men use their middle finger, or, their fists if things escalate.

It's already invented. It's called a "proximity regulator". It will work very effectively, because said person is right on your ass. Do a search.

I'm going to install a modified version on the SDL. I'd like to eject straight diesel fuel right out of a couple of nozzles pointing rearward at about 6 feet off the pavement. The problem is mounting the nozzles without drilling the body. I might just capitulate and drill the body to mount suitable nozzles adjacent to the license plate.

I almost did something like that in my younger days.....using a remote resivour and windshield wiper pump with a dash switch.....I never went through with it.....I was going to use brake fluid. I had three fooglights with the lenses removed facing out the back window wired to a dash switch....VERY effective at getting rid of tailgaters at night. eventually got rid of thse however on my own.....technically they couldn't bust me with an equipment violation becasue of how it was set up. but that was 25 years ago.