Originally Posted by J. R. B.

Most of our telemarketers call from out of state usually from down south(I can tell by the drawl). Here is one that I used it worked and I had fun.
Telemarketer-- Mr. J.R.B. I am from the blah, blah, blah, fund and I would like to know if you would like to donate.
Me-- Haven't you been listening to the news?
Telemarketer-- No why?
Me-- Then you haven't heard that we had another Indian uprising here in North Dakota and I'm still trying to patch things back together. My neighbor even lost his scalp.
Telemarketer-- I'm so sorry to hear that Mr. J.R.B. I hope that everthing turns out alright and I won't bother you anymore.
She never did.