Okay, these links have nothing to do with the thread title, except it's supposed to be funny like what's below, and I guess I'm just feeling a little giddy that the U.S.A. is still the U.S.A., and the U.S.S.R is where? Where? Bueller? Bueller?

Hope you like 'em.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i8147
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i8158
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i7667
Mike