I actually wish that all I had to deal with was a fabric fence. My neighbour tried to burn my house down last night with their fireworks. While I got lucky, and the house is fine, they were sucessful in partially burning up my car trailer, and cooking the wiring on the snowmobile trailer. Oh yeah, and consequenses their "mistake" also resulted in the local fire department making a 13 foot wide hole in my chain link fence that keeps my dogs contained.