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Originally Posted by Botnst
Qickly drink 2-3 bottles of expensive Scotch. Fill with gasoline and a tsp of detergent in each bottle. Shake to mix. Cram a rag into the top of each bottle. Light the rags and toss the bottles into the garage and under each car.
Problem solved.
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Scotch?
You have got to be kidding! A fire like that demands that you have bourbon. Preferably Wild Turkey. While he's at it he may as well get a few good sized hickory logs, butcher a hog, and invite the neighbors.
