Shoot, I was going to post this, but you beat me to it.

Here's the whole story:
http://www.bergenrecord.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2MDgmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTY3Mjg0NDAmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZU VFeXky

All I can say is I was wrong, Israel isn't the 51st state. We're Israel's 2nd state!

I have to be very honest, this is a very very very sad day in the history of the United States. Very sad indeed that it has come to this.

Ick.