Being an ER nurse, I daily observe things in my job that would turn most people's stomachs. My husband worked in mental health for his entire career, finishing in forensic psychiatry. We offer the following observations:

(him) "None of my patients were ever THAT crazy!"
(her) "I've seen some terrible sights but NOTHING so heartbreaking as this!"

Pass the anti-emetic, please...

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